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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Halloween. That means this time last year you were screaming “next year will be different” while sobbing into the used lingerie rack at a thrift store.  But alas, Halloween is one week away and that slutty Mr. Potato Head costume option is looking better and better.  This is the time of year when Google&#8217;s &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/10/24/phsd-pre-halloween-stress-disorder/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=541&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hurts Like Heel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t care what anyone says, being a woman is harder than being a man. And I&#8217;m not talking about lower wages or a history of being treated like dirt. I&#8217;m not even going off on a tangent about &#8220;Aunt Flo&#8221;, pregnancy and childbirth. The very basic day-to-day of being a woman is more uncomfortable &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/09/19/hurts-like-heel/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=511&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Curse of Awesomeness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello my snark-loving friends. Long time, no type. I hope your lives haven&#8217;t fallen into shambles without my snarcasm (shout out to Amy on that one). But have no fear, today&#8217;s post is the first in a series that I&#8217;ll present to you over the next few Wednesdays. Since people are all about stupid titles, lets call them &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/09/12/the-curse-of-awesomeness/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=481&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Self Improvement Through Reality Television</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 12:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People claim that reality television is just mindless drivel that is causing the downfall of America. But if you really pay attention, you&#8217;ll find that every hoarder and child beauty queen is teaching us a valuable lesson about life, love and the pathway to inner peace. At the very least it can make you feel &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/05/22/self-improvement-through-reality-television/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=414&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons The Avengers Sucks</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/05/08/10-reasons-the-avengers-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I&#8217;ve heard all about it. How The Avengers is the most awesome movie ever made and broke the box office record for opening weekend ticket sales. The movie full-on Hulk Smashed nearly every other film ever made. Well, I&#8217;m here to tell you why The Avengers sucks! 10. Real Life Blows Now… Even More &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/05/08/10-reasons-the-avengers-sucks/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=440&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>15 (More) Things You Should Give Up To Be Happy</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/04/11/15-more-things-you-should-give-up-to-be-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a popular article going around of the 15 Things You Should Give Up To Be Happy. Here is a list of 15 more things which, if you give up on them, will make your life a lot easier and much, much happier&#8230; snarky style. 1. Give Up The Need to Have Everyone Like You: &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/04/11/15-more-things-you-should-give-up-to-be-happy/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=376&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Relaxing My Ass: The True Story of My First Facial</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My face is jacked. Apparently being a &#8220;middle aged&#8221; woman (as someone at work recently called me) doesn&#8217;t mean that I get to have clear skin. So I decided I would try an &#8220;Outer Peace&#8221; Facial. I suppose the salon thinks that sounds better than an Anti-Pimple-Face Facial. I arrive at the spa, get checked-in &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/03/22/relaxing-my-ass-the-true-story-of-my-first-facial/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=352&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Lucky the Irish Have a Good Sense of Humor</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/03/13/youre-lucky-the-irish-have-a-good-sense-of-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Do you know where the phrase &#8220;Luck of the Irish&#8221; originated? It began when Irish immigrants started to do well in the U.S. and work their way out of the ghettos. People started saying that it must be the &#8220;luck of the Irish&#8221; because the Irish were too lazy and stupid to have actually &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/03/13/youre-lucky-the-irish-have-a-good-sense-of-humor/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=334&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Unbelievably Tragic and Amazingly Awesome</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/03/06/unbelievably-tragic-and-amazingly-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been known to occasionally overexaggerate things. What can I say? I like to use colorful language. I&#8217;m a storyteller at heart really, and I must entertain my audience. But there are times when I step back and realize just how silly most of us are in our word usage. If something truly amazing &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/03/06/unbelievably-tragic-and-amazingly-awesome/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=315&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, everyone (mainly ladies and gay men &#8211; my two main demographics), tomorrow is Valentine&#8217;s Day. An amazing day to celebrate love with your special someone (and then post all about it on Facebook in an attempt to make everyone jealous). AKA a day for single people to loudly declare how much they love their &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/02/13/selective-feminism/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=304&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Year, Same You</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/01/06/new-year-same-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well people, we&#8217;re a week into January. That means most of you failed your New Year&#8217;s resolution a couple days ago. Don&#8217;t feel bad, your resolution was completely unrealistic anyway. Failing at a resolution is really just succeeding at knowing yourself. And most self-help gurus will tell you that knowing yourself is the first step to &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2012/01/06/new-year-same-you/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=289&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitch Theory</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/12/07/bitch-theory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The biggest bitches I&#8217;ve ever met all have one thing in common. They&#8217;ve called me a bitch. To my face. They usually try to mask it as a joke. &#8220;OMG you are such a bitch!&#8221; Well, guess what? You just out bitched a bitch. Congrats. Obviously I know I&#8217;m a bitch. But I like to &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/12/07/bitch-theory/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=270&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Black Friday is Scarier Than The Walking Dead</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/11/28/why-black-friday-is-scarier-than-the-walking-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/11/28/why-black-friday-is-scarier-than-the-walking-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know the familiar scene. Bloodthirsty, heartless, brain-dead drones attacking helpless victims en masse.  Little did that victim know that he would soon be slashed &#8211; price slashed &#8211; and consumed by a violent mob. That poor, innocent Xbox never saw it coming. But, seriously. Have you ever watched a zombie movie or TV &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/11/28/why-black-friday-is-scarier-than-the-walking-dead/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=257&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 7 Deadly &#8211; or Semi-Annoying &#8211; Sins of Halloween</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/10/25/the-7-deadly-or-semi-annoying-sins-of-halloween/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/10/25/the-7-deadly-or-semi-annoying-sins-of-halloween/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that Christmas is the holiday of meaningful life-lessons, dancing cartoon dogs and spending a month pretending you&#8217;re going to become a better person, but Halloween can be just as poignant. Below are seven ways this magical season can bring out the best of the worst in all of us: #7: Hey, Skanky McBooberson! &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/10/25/the-7-deadly-or-semi-annoying-sins-of-halloween/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=231&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Doesn&#8217;t Annoy People, People Annoy People: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/09/30/facebook-doesnt-annoy-people-people-annoy-people-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy *&#38;%#! Facebook changed! *jumps out window* Now, I will admit, I think the new Facebook is a stupid, convoluted mess that thinks it knows me better than it really does (sounds like some people I know), but at least I gave it a week or so before passing judgment. I had to laugh a &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/09/30/facebook-doesnt-annoy-people-people-annoy-people-part-2/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=216&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Amanda: The Sexy Cute Dirty Kitten Pirate Hooker</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/09/21/amanda-the-sexy-cute-dirty-kitten-pirate-hooker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m thinking of changing the name of my blog. What do you think of my new title? Amanda: The Sexy Cute Dirty Kitten Pirate Hooker. I like it because it’s subtle. I mean, why try to write a witty, humorous blog when you can just talk about orgasms and kittens? Orgasms and kittens! Maybe THAT’S &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/09/21/amanda-the-sexy-cute-dirty-kitten-pirate-hooker/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=198&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>“Fulfilling My Potential Would Really Cut Into My Sitting Around Time”</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/09/15/%e2%80%9cfulfilling-my-potential-would-really-cut-into-my-sitting-around-time%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve watched a lot of standup comedy over the years. Comedy Central was a main source of entertainment for me starting at a young age. Obviously this was before TV Parental Guidelines were put in place and immediately ignored by everyone. Without Comedy Central, who’s to say if I would have developed my signature sparkling &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/09/15/%e2%80%9cfulfilling-my-potential-would-really-cut-into-my-sitting-around-time%e2%80%9d/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=183&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Simpsons Already Did It!</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/26/simpsons-already-did-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s the deal with airplane food? Men like sports, women like shopping. One Cinnabon is big enough to feed a family of four. The lack of originality in the world is shocking. We’re about one movie remake – or “re-envisioning” – away from Revenge of the Revenge of the Nerds. Or perhaps America will flock &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/26/simpsons-already-did-it/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=160&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Doesn’t Annoy People, People Annoy People: Part 1</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/22/facebook-doesn%e2%80%99t-annoy-people-people-annoy-people-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever run into an acquaintance and had that split second moment where you considered jumping into a rosebush so you didn’t have to talk to them? I bet you’re friends with them on Facebook. Why does Facebook exist, really? It’s not really for professional networking, that’s LinkedIn. It’s not really to follow celebrities &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/22/facebook-doesn%e2%80%99t-annoy-people-people-annoy-people-part-1/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=116&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Not As Cultured As We&#8217;d Like to Think</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/18/were-not-as-cultured-as-wed-like-to-think/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People used to be so barbaric in their chosen forms of entertainment. There was a time when people would actually gather around the town gallows and watch others be hung to death for the sheer amusement. I want to keep my posts fairly light-hearted in nature so I&#8217;m going to just ignore the fact that &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/18/were-not-as-cultured-as-wed-like-to-think/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=110&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When It’s Okay to Say, “That’s So Gay”</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Public Service Announcements. We know them so well. Created by The Ad Council, some of the most famous – and relentlessly mocked – PSA slogans include “A Mind is a Terrible Thing to  Waste” and “Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires.” Hey Ad Council! What if we’re wasting the mind of someone who causes &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/16/when-it%e2%80%99s-okay-to-say-%e2%80%9cthat%e2%80%99s-so-gay%e2%80%9d/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=58&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Do I Get That Crappy 70&#8242;s Look?</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/15/that-is-a-beautiful-photo-now-how-can-i-make-it-look-like-crap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technology today is amazing. We can carry around 20,000 songs in our pocket, watch 3D movies in our home and we have the internet at our fingertips every moment of the day. We have all the tools we need to never have to interact with another human being face-to-face ever again. It&#8217;s magical. Photography is &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/15/that-is-a-beautiful-photo-now-how-can-i-make-it-look-like-crap/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=46&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yesterday Was Thursday, Today is Friday</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/12/yesterday-was-thursday-today-is-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 13:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen singer Rebecca Black got a lot of criticism for her song, Friday. And why wouldn’t she? The song was ridiculous. With lyrics like “Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday, comes afterwards” and “we, we, we so excited.” Lyrics to a song couldn’t get much more moronic and juvenile. Or could they… A couple weeks ago &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/12/yesterday-was-thursday-today-is-friday/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=39&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Not Old, You’re Incompetent</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/10/i%e2%80%99m-not-old-you%e2%80%99re-incompetent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The horror. Oh, the horror! Sorry, I got ahead of myself. Let me take a moment to set a scene for you. You’re in the checkout line of your local grocery store getting ready to purchase your adult beverage of choice. You’ve carefully thrown some additional items into the mix so it doesn’t look like &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/10/i%e2%80%99m-not-old-you%e2%80%99re-incompetent/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=34&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just One Step Closer to Poop in a Bag</title>
		<link>http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/09/just-one-step-closer-to-poop-in-a-bag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarkyselfhelper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I watch a lot of reality television. It may not always be &#8220;quality&#8221; entertainment, but boy howdy is it some quantity entertainment. Judge as you must, but I LOVE hoarders. Watching as those crazy people cling desperately to their belongings! Idiots&#8230; Oh, crap! What&#8217;s that? My rental company just threw away a huge amount of &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://snarkyselfhelper.com/2011/08/09/just-one-step-closer-to-poop-in-a-bag/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snarkyselfhelper.com&#038;blog=25990287&#038;post=21&#038;subd=snarkyselfhelper&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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